If you’re a peasant like me then chances are you won’t be rubbing shoulders with Jean Dujardin this Sunday at the Oscars. Why not throw your own damn Oscar party then? Don’t let the man stop you from joining in on all the golden fun. I’ve found some things for those of us who want all the glamor without all the expense (although there will be some, you scabs).
You’re going to need a red carpet to swan up all elegant of course. There would be no Oscars without a red carpet, fact.Alternatively, if you’re too poor, you could just get a bunch of gingers to lie down and walk over them. Red carpet and all that.
Red Carpet: Amazon £5.74
You need a V.I.P sign so no losers infiltrate your glorious evening and ruin it with their common presence. This Oscar party is only for winners who can handle their coke.
V.I.P Entrance Sign: Amazon £1.80
You’ll need some celebs in attendance to up the importance of your party.
Pope Benedict Life Sized Cutout: Amazon £30.99
This is your version of the Oscars so you can make up any old category you like e.g. Biggest Bastard (give it to Benedict), Nicest Whore or Best Supporting Bra. But you’ll need a golden envelope to do so.
Golden Envelop: Amazon £4.99
Let’s get one thing straight. You’re the star of this party and everyone should know!
Hollywood Wall of Fame Sticker: Amazon £2.35
To make the night less painful fill yourself and your guests up with mini bottles of Moet to add at least SOME elegance to the night.
Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial Champagne 20cl Bottle: Amazon £10.98
Finally, the only man you should be handling on the night is this hard, solid gold, stud muffin.
Achievement Trophy Award: Amazon £4.99
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